Sorry to disappoint, but I am both the Spider and Fake Steve Jobs and Spartacus.

But in all seriousness… come on, Spider. You’re better than your latest hatchet piece on Commission Junction and Kowabunga in Revenue Magazine (that was given out at the Affiliate Summit Revenue Mag booth). This is too small of an industry for Nick Denton style hit pieces on well meaning young people starting out in the industry.

You’ve officially earned the designation of “Spider Pig” in my mind.